Famous Presidential Lies Contest
Written by: “To The Point News”
We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)
I am not a crook
Read my lips – No New Taxes
I did not have sex with that woman….Miss Lewinski.
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.
I will have the most transparent administration in history.
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism.”
You didn’t build that!
I will restore trust in Government.
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly
The public will have five days to look at every bill that lands on my desk.
It’s not my red line – its the world’s red line.
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
I am not spying on American citizens.
Obama Care will be good for America.
You can keep your family doctor.’
Premiums will be lowered by $2500..
If you like it, you can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
It’s just like shopping Amazon.
I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
I have never known from my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
And, I have never lied with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and the DID live with him.
If elected, I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
If elected, I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the first nine months of my term.
I will close Guantanamo within the first six months of my term.
I will bridge the gap between black and whites and between America and other countries.
And the biggest one of all:
” I, Barrack Hussein Obama … pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”
I believe we have a winner*.
To The Point News
William J. Patsche