Cruisin' with a snake

Some Yorkville residents are lodging a motorcycle complaint. I don't blame them. Several residents of the Ductillite town are concerned with the fact a female motorcyclist is cruising around town, adorned by a white python around her neck. Village officials are checking into the legalities of such behavior. I suggest they check into psychiatric help for the cyclist. Driving a cycle with a snake draped around her neck borders on absolute craziness.