A trip to the grocery store can be eye-opening for Trump
CCTV captured this (completely fake) conversation between President Donald Trump and a grocery store clerk yesterday. CLERK: That’ll be $286.47, Mr. President. TRUMP: Did you swipe my customer rewards card? I thought the Twinkies were half off. CLERK: Yes, I did, but we’re doing this new thing where you have to download our app, log in, create a profile, find the item, scan the bar code and select “clip coupon” to get the discount. TRUMP: Well, that sounds annoying and difficult. CLERK: I’m pretty sure that’s the point. TRUMP: Eh, all right, I just did it. ...