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‘The Final Kraut Down’ to some fun at home

There’s nothing quite like a good hamburger when you’re in the mood for one.

My husband, Mike, and I know this. We don’t often go out for a burger at a restaurant, but we do really enjoy grilling fresh, locally raised meat during the warmer months, and burgers are no exception.

Knowing how much we enjoy that type of meal on occasion, we made what we considered a frivolous purchase for ourselves while we were out shopping for Christmas gifts for our family and friends — we bought a cookbook dedicated exclusively to hamburgers.

Now, this is not just a standard cookbook. It spoke to us from the shelf when we saw it because of another aspect of our lives. Although we have been married for 17 years, we are still big kids at heart, and we love to watch cartoons together. One of our favorites airs on Sunday evenings on Fox. It is known as “Bob’s Burgers,” and it follows the adventures of a family trying to make ends meet by running a burger restaurant in a coastal city.

So, when we saw “The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book” for sale, we simply picked it up and purchased it to add to the collection in our pantry.

One theme of the show is that the father, Bob Belcher, has one creative release — he comes up with a special burger of the day every day. In fact, one episode focused on his inability to do so, much as if he had writer’s block.

So, this cookbook features “Real Recipes for Joke Burgers.” It is filled with puns, funny references to the show and delicious-sounding, but unusual combinations of ingredients for creating unique burgers.

As I write this column on Friday, we are actually preparing to try our first recipe from this book. Mike had a rare Friday off, so we decided it would be a great time to indulge.

Our first step was to browse through the recipes to determine which sounded, most appealing and which ingredients we might already have at hand.

Some of the more interesting ideas included the “Eggers Can’t Be Cheesers Burger,” the “It’s Fun to Eat at the Rye-MCA Burger,” the “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger” and the “Papaya was a Rolling Stone Burger.”

All of those silly names actually just put a fun spin on some really impressive-sounding recipes. In addition to those, the book also includes real advice on how best to cook a burger, how to make flawless fries and more.

Mike and I decided that our first attempt at one of these specialized sandwiches would be “The Final Kraut Down Burger.” The recipe calls for fresh ground beef patties topped with Swiss cheese and Bavarian-style sauerkraut sauteed with chopped Vidalia onion and Dijon mustard and served on kaiser rolls.

Cooking together and being creative in the kitchen is something we really enjoy doing together. This recipe was an easy choice, because we have hamburger patties from a quarter beef we bought a few weeks ago from a local farmer ready to thaw and cook from our freezer. We also had plenty of sauerkraut on hand because of our recent cooking to ring in the new year. The only ingredient we needed to pick up was Swiss cheese, because we usually tend to eat cheddar instead.

It’s sort of a small, silly little project for us, but I was really looking forward to it on Friday. Sometimes, those are the best types of projects to complete — ones that have no real purpose other than to have fun.

In today’s culture, we are almost always on the go. Whether the demands emanate from work, school or home, many of us seem to believe that there is no time for us to do the things we actually want to do. Instead, there are all the things we have to do — when in reality, the only one imposing those requirements on us is ourselves.

So, Mike and I are going to cook some unusual burgers. We might not like them, but that will be OK. I suspect we will really enjoy them, since we do like everything the recipe calls for.

And we are just going to do it for the heck of it. We might even start making a “Burger of the Week” at our house if it goes well.

I’ll let you all know how the “The Final Kraut Down Burger” turns out.

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